Top 10 Surprisingly Real Effects of Masturbating too Much

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A lot of people find that masturbating can be a really fun activity because it gives them a different kind of sensation they wouldn’t get elsewhere. However, it is also important to know that masturbating too much has its own implications on the body. Let’s take a look at these top ten effects of excessive masturbating and how to prevent your self from getting addicted to it.

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  • Jaden Levi

    What a bunch of bogus information. Brain tumors? Really? See this is why women should be seen and not heard.

    • weap

      How the fuck do you know if a woman wrote this, you fucking tard?

      • Na`Vi Dendi

        read the writer’s name you fucking tard

        • weap

          It says admin, you shithead. Turns out the site is all women writers, but you can’t judge them all because of this one’s stupidity. Sexism is inexcusable.

          • iLean_0N*iCee*

            Youre still a dumbass for not knowing the admin was a woman regardless

          • weap

            Turns out you’re still a dumbass for being an asshole and replying to a comment that’s so old

          • Trippy Zany

            turns out you’re the even BIGGER dumbass AND hypocrite for addressing a reply to a now irrelevant topic. Also you’re still a dumbass! matter a fact a stupid ass! because its obvious you still have the same attitude now, lmao!

          • weap

            I could be brain damaged and I couldn’t possibly be as idiotic and pathetic as you because I’ll never be an asshole on the magnitude you are. Your sexism is inexcusable as is your need to argue. You initiated the argument without cause unless you were that bored. I don’t know what’s slower, you or that day you had that drove you to argue with me again.

          • TrippyZanyPack

            tl:dr , kill yourself.

          • weap

            After you. J/k, I wouldn’t. But if you died, the world wouldn’t miss you

          • TrippyZannyPack

            We wouldnt miss you either, die already

          • weap

            Hey, I’m not the douche bag here. I’m not the one who deserves to die.

          • Technocality

            Stop being such a white knight, faggot. Go back to jerking off to hentai tentacle porn, you fucking weeaboo motherfucker. You’ll never get pussy in real life fag.

          • weap

            I’d be naive to care about what a lowlife troll thinks. I’ll be whatever I wanna be regardless of what you call it. Whatchu gonna do about it, bitch boy? Besides, I don’t think the ladies are clamoring for hostile nerds like you.

          • Technocality

            How creative you are in your responses. Trying to reverse the roles here, are we? Well kid, you should try to look yourself in the mirror sometime. You’ll see an ugly brutish face, with long pointy ears and a long pointy nose, with hairy paws and a hairy puffy tail.

          • weap

            I don’t think you are the right person to be referring to anyone else as a “kid” when you yourself are a child on a man’s body. You’re wasting your life away if you’re on Disqus doing nothing but being rude to people. Learn appropriate and healthy behavior. What you’re doing is rather self-destructive.

          • weap

            And also, a hypocrite for calling someone else a dumbass without realizing you are one.

  • CrypticExistance

    Where the fuck did you get brain tumor from?

  • Jakob Miller

    im about to jack off:)

  • Scott Keegan

    This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

  • pewpewdie

    not a single reference

  • Zman

    That was weird…it was a mix of facts and odd satire. For the record, it does affect the brain because of the chemicals released (causing an imbalance), and it does cause fatigue and other such problems. http://www.askmen.com/dating/dzimmer_100/145b_love_answers.html

  • Shadow Cat

    Well let me summary of this
    ok? cool
    This ain’t your doctor = Shit facts
    And this facts make no fucking sense at all
    Trust me my doctor said masturbaition cause NO health risk
    So don’t worry and keep sprayin’
    Tip:Don’t cum to much in 1 day, it will cause a little pain 😛

  • William A D’Antuono
  • nestle

    I started masturbating when I was 12 years old. I did not know at that time that excessive masturbation causes health problems but it did to me. I masturbated at least 1 time everyday for that period of 12 – 16 years old. I believed I developed severe acne due to this choice and my eyes rolled back permanently due to this also when I was around 16 and 17 years old I realized I was developing a serious eye problem. Yes, this is all true I am not making this up. My advice to all 12 and 13 year old boys is do not masturbate too much because you can end up like me. Once a month is okay and I am not joking about this and this is not a myth either because I am the living proof of this disease and I am shameful and it is the biggest regret in my life and I have to live with this disease for the rest of my life. If I could go back in time to 12 years old and see what my future was if I decided to masturbate too much ahead of time then believe me I would not be taking part in that activity not even as close as much as I did.

  • The motherfker

    good shit man i laughed my ass off there

  • Doc Irv

    Soreness is
    a common consequence of masturbating too much or too aggressively. Using a first rate penis health crème (health
    professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can alleviate that soreness.

  • krb90

    Jacking off and then using drugs is a far stretch.

  • person

    Smh, perpetuating misinformation.. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to ejaculate.

  • Natureboy11

    I’ve been jerking off for a total of about 8 hours a day now for over a year. I come home and take my clothes off and play with it till I go to sleep. Then I play with it when I wake up. I think this is too much. Sometimes I’m avoiding my friends so I can stay home and play with my dick. is there help for me?

  • Michael Harrington

    Masturbation can be really rough on the penis skin too. Dry, cracked and flaky skin are common issues. These things will put you out of the game for a while fellas. However, there are penis health cremes available that are made specifically for these kinds of problems. You apply this creme once a day and you are golden. Check it out.

  • uknowalready

    Are you retarded? So now that masturbation has lost its fun, let me go run out and buy some drugs…because…yeah.

  • Sahil Khan

    over masturbation is bad check this http://bestsexologist.com/is_masturbation_bad/

  • chunk

    i can honestly that i havent seen any of these issues, and i know what that implicates with me

  • mdell27

    Is this article a joke? Its completely false.

  • Romancing

    2-8 times a day the last 15 years. This list is rubbish.